Feb 112012

Candemonium: When a fecal can falls over and rolls away.

Haylienation: When a keeper drops hay on another keeper’s clean floor.

Nebraska burgers: Patties made from bird of prey diet. (Nebraska is the name of a company that produces meat diets for various zoo animals.)

Snake rocks: Snake feces.

Sprace: When the hose falls on the ground and sprays you in the face.

Strawgler: One piece of straw left on a clean floor

Stupervision: Describes an activity in which one is standing around trying to look like you know what is going on when you really don’t.

Worm people: Visitors who come to the zoo in the rain.